This dark humor infant bodysuit is a perfect way to wear your existential angst proudly. If you've always kind of resented being plucked from non-existence and the appeal of eventually returning to nothingness speaks to you, this funny nihilist infant bodysuit is a must-have. It makes a great gift for the anti-natalists, atheists, pessimists, or absurdists in your life.
Bodysuit Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, combed ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- Reinforced three-snap closure
Our soft ringspun cotton infant bodysuits feature a unisex fit. Each bodysuit features side seam construction, double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings. Changing time is a breeze with the reinforced three-snap closure. (Note: heather bodysuits are a 93/7 cotton/poly blend.) We print on soft, combed ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
6M: 12.5 inch length x 9 inch width, Age 3-6 months, 22-35 inch height, 10-16 lbs
12M: 13.5 inch length x 10 inch width, Age 6-12 months, 25-28 inch height, 17-20 lbs
18M: 14.5 inch length x 11 inch width, Age 12-18 months, 29-31 inch height, 21-24 lbs
24M: 15.5 inch length x 12 inch width, Age 18-24 months, 32-34 inch height, 25-27 lbs
